HAPPY HALLOWEEN E'RBODY!!!!

Soooo I'm sitting at home...with my costume folded neatly on my bed beside me, not motivated to go a damn place tonight! Every 2 minutes i'm running to the door to hand out a bunch of packaged cavities to several little ghosts, gouls, pirates and princesses! Oh to be a child again!! SO far, up in the air is Monster's Ball, Shuffle or Screamers...and of course, my favourite option, MY BED...to sleep that is! (BEHAVE!) If it wasn't for a certain stupid someone, that I can't seem to get out of my HEAD....i'd be more than anxious to get out there and show off my sexy little costume. But right about now, I feel like trading it in for a nun's robe and chillin in my house! THANKS ASSHOLE!!!!

To all of those who actually have lives PLAY SAFE, HAVE FUN, AND DRIVE SLOW HOMIES!!!

XOXOO

What about your friends....?

As I might have mentioned before, I, Ashley Taylor, am a lover...not a fighter. I love everybody, or I at least try to. It's hard to trust people in this day and age. A lot of females seem to have good intentions when really, they hang around you for their own selfish reasons. These reasons can easily be disguised with kindness and admiration, which gives you a false sense of security that these people can be trusted. WRONG!!! Fool me once, shame on u. Fool me twice, shame on me. I have been lied to, snitched on, walked over, taken for granted and back stabbed in the past. All by people I considered very good friends of mine. I've learned my lesson. I keep a VERY tight circle consisting of girls I've know since I was 10. Nothing hurts more than finding out someone you trusted with your secrets, ur deepest and most intimate thoughts, has betrayed you. Over that past couple years I have of course made new friends. Some of which I truly hold dear, some I keep at arms length. There's a fine line between a "friend" and an acquaintance". I have few friends. I have countless acquaintances. Let me break it down:

If you know where I live and have even entered my house a few times before, you are an acquaintance.
If you practically live at my house, chill in my room at refer to my mother as "Mom" you are a friend.

If the only time we ever see each other is when we're dressed to kill, sippin champagne at the hottest parties, you are my acquaintance.
If you have woken up beside me with morning breath and no make up, you are my friend.

If we share the bill, you are my acquaintance.
If we've shared tears, you are my friend.

If you're on my blackberry messenger, you are my acquaintance
If you're on my speed dial, you are my friend.

If we still call each other hunnie, sweetie, girly, or each other's myspace names you are my acquaintance.
If I refer to u as my "nigga" my "bytch", my "hoe" or other endearing terms, you are my friend.

I can go onnn and onnnnn and onnnn! Instead let me just take a moment to shout out my most favourite chicas.

NATALINA!! (A.K.A MY POONAM!!)

Poonam: You have been there for me every step of my post high school life. The smartest thing I ever did was make that phone call to tell u that I had a dream about ur stupid bingo monologue. We have been inseperable ever since and I don't know what I would do without u. I trust you with my life and love u with all my heart.

LEAH!! (A.K.A MY LILO!!)

Lilo: Our friendship has been tested by COUNTLESS people! I still can't figure out why so many people wanted us to hate each other's guts! Maybe cuz they knew that together u and I are nothing short of a powerhouse! We've had our rough patches over the years but we've always made it through. I appreciate your friendship more than I can ever describe! Nothing will ever come between us! Not even a boy! Promise!! Love you so much mama!

SUZANNAH!! (A.K.A MY SUZY Q)

SUZY Q: GOOD LORD WOMAN!! I swear U are gonna be the death of me!! (God forbid!)
The amount of shiiiiit that U and I have been thru in the past year has been ridiculous!!! I can honestly say, I want to slap the fak out of u and hug u at the same time!! Nevertheless, I have never gotten along with someone so well, so quickly. Even tho certain assholes cursed our friendship from day one, we've made it thru. I want the very best for you and will always do what I can to keep you focused on your goals. Thank you for the long walks, the green box chats, and for just being you. I love u my nigga.

SADE (A.K.A MISS INDEPENDANT)

MISS INDEPENDANT: She got her own thing...that's why I love herrrrr!! Sade man, what can I say? Bytch, you on point!! I've always admired your "don't fuck with me attitude". That's why I never do!! lol! We've known each other for almost 13 years and though we've both evolved into different people with different lives, we managed to keep our friendship strong. I am so proud of all that you've accomplished. You really are an inspiration. I know I don't tell you enough but I love you bytch! I'm here for u till i'm old, saggy and gray. Dill Pickle Sunday for life my nigga!!


JESSICA!! (A.K.A MY DOWN ASS BYTCH)
DOWN ASS BYTCH: If Mr. Man hadn't put that ring on ur finger, I would have!! U my dear, are truly one of a kind. I can understand why he wants to spend the rest of his life with u. Who wouldn't?? I can't even sum up out friendship! I'll save that for the wedding! All I can say is that for 13 years you have been like a sister to me. Nobody walking this earth has made me laugh as much as you have. You were crazy when I met you, and ur even crazier now! And I love you so very much and hope that you never ever change! Ur life has been filled with so many blessing and I'm glad that you have shared the blessing of your freindship with me. I LOVE U, U FUCKIN BYTCH!!!

ALLANA (A.K.A MISS DILL PICKLE HERSELF!)

MISS DILL: Guy, I know ur not an internet fan, but I hope this message finds you on time! lol! What the fuck is there to say about u and me?? You are the love of my life! I love everything you do, I love everything you say...u are so wild and free spirited. Mannnnn....I just love u to death. I know you and me hardly ever get to see each other anymore but when we do, it's magical! I cherish every moment I spend with u. I admire your strenth, your courage, your sense of humor...Like, I'm laughing right now just reflecting on some of the things we've been thru in the past 13 bloodclot years!! ANd girrrl, we've been thru some SHIT!! From Genuwine obsessions, to Snoop Dogg voice mails and everything in between!I love you more than u'll ever know.

SHANDA!! (A.K.A EVA LONGORIA)

EVA: Shaaaannnda P!! Man, I haven't even known u that long but I feel like u and I clicked from day one. You are so much like me in so many ways that it scares me! I never feel like I have to over explain anything to u! I say it once, and u get it instantly! Or u at least pretend to! lol! But really tho, you are an amazing person wih an amazing heart and I'm really grateful for your friendship! Here's to many more years and much more drama! Fun drama!! U know how we do! ;) Love you!!


ANAYA (A.K.A MISS HAYES)

MISS HAYES: Anaya, I know ur too busy to fit me in ur schedule BUT I still love u! You are super talented, super ambitious, and super SUPER hard working! U might be one of the most misunderstood people that I know, but I truly feel that I got a chance to know the real you which is why I stand behind you and will support you in everything you do!!

and last but CERTAINLY not least

MISS NATOSH! (A.K.A MY WIFEY)


WIFEY: It makes me cry when I think about all the fun we used to have! The power clubbing we used to do. The bottles we used to pop....well, the bottles we used to watch pop and then partake in!! lol! I don't even remember how we met! All I rememeber is falling in love and bussing jokes NON STOP!! You are a diva in every sense of the word! I am so happy we found each other! There's no one that can cheer me up faster than you. Anytime u need me, I will be there (with a hot bowl of pumkin soup and a fresh banana straight off the hanger!!) I love u!!!!

IF YOU MADE THIS LIST...YOU ARE MY BYTCH!! FOREVER AND EVER...AMEN!

STAY TUNED...I WILL BE DELVING DEEPER INTO TOPICS ON FRIENDSHIP TOMORROW...OR MAYBE THE NEXT DAY...YES...MOST LIKEY THE NEXT DAY!! lol!!
XOXO

YAY FOR SURVEYS!

SooOOOoo...I totally have a major case of writer's block today! In a time like this, what would usually be worthless bullcrap, becomes blogworthy goodness! It took me FOREVER to complete the FAKIN thing so make sure u read it alllll the way thru! And if there happens to be spelling mistake and/or grammatical errors, TOO BAD! I was so cross eyed by the time I finished doing the damn thing that I didn't bother to proof read. There's a bunch of random backslashes(/) in my answers that i tried to edit it out...but i gave up halfway thru...nevertheless...ENJOY!!

60 Questions People Dont Ask Survey - Fun Myspace Survey'>


60 Questions People Dont Ask Survey


When's the last time you ran? - Last night...to catch the Go train home from school!

Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? - My favourite pair of Parasucos have a big ass hole in the right thigh...but I REFUSE to throw them out!

What are you dreading right now? - SNOW!! WINTER!! ICE!! Anything and everything cold!

Do you celebrate 420? - Yes....and I always end up regretting it when I eventually get home and begin the never ending munchie fest

Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night? - Pfffffffff......I'm sorry... 8 hours? Sleep? In the same night?? Does such a miracle exist???

If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would ya'll do? - Sleeping....

Who last grabbed your ass? - My boss....lol! But I\'m SURE it was an accident....

Have you ever been on your school's track team? - Don't even get me started!! I'll have you AND everybody else that reads this know that i am a track SUPERSTAR!! no word of a lie! I shud have never ever quit....sorry Daddy...I know I crushed ur dreams :(

Do you own a pair of Converse? - Umm...sweat socks, yeah

Did you copy and paste this survey? - Not yet...but u bet ur ass I will!

Do you eat raw cookie dough? - Naw...shyt gives me a tummy ache! Unless it's in ice cream!

Have you ever kicked a vending machine? - Yep...and lost my shoe doing so. I don\'t recommend following in my footsteps.

Don't you hate it when the radio ruins good songs by playing them over and over? - Um...yeah, ie. Rihanna and T.I which I heard a total of 4 times in less that 1 hour today...damn local radio station (u know who u are!!!)

Do you watch Trading Spaces? - Nope...

How do you eat oreos? - I don't....does that count?

Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for someone? - Sure....back in the ICQ days

Are you cocky? - Contrary to popular belief....Not even a little bit!

Could you live without a computer? - WHY WOULD U EVEN SAY SUCH A THING??? Obvvvvvviously not!!!

Do you wear your shoes in the house? - No...but when I was a kid everybody on TV did it and it looked to cool. I did it once and got a backhand. SO no...the answer is NO!

Who or what sleeps with you? - LMAO!! Ohhh man....ok...let me resist the urge to completely R-Rate this answer. I sleep with My Huskie (Buckxx), My Siberian Tiger(Stripes) and My rabbit (Thumper from Bambi). True story...

At what age did you find out that Santa wasn't real? - WHAT THE FAK DO U MEAN SANTA'S NOT REAL!?!?!?!?! umm...my dad thought it would be fun to share that disturbing fact with my bro and I on Christamas Eve when I was about....6. THANKS DADDY!!

How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house? - 5 active cell phones, about 15 just lying around, 2 house phones, a fax machine and a whoooole bunch of toy phones, courtesy of the youngr siblings.

What do you do when you're sad? - Cry...Scream...Cuss....Blog...exactly in that order...

Who would you call first if you won the lottery? - No one....that's just asking for trouble!

Last time you saw your best friend? - Too long!

Are you in high school? - Sometimes I honestly feel like I am...but no

What jewelry are you wearing? - My \"love\" ring, my blingin\' belly ring, my gold hoops, and my brand new gift, a Chanel bracelet. I'm shinin\' man I'm shinin\'!

Is anyone on your bad side now? - Suprisingly not...ask me again tomorrow and I might provide a list!

What's the first thing you do when you get online? - Check my email...then facebook...then blog...it's a vicious cycle...

Do you watch Grey's Anatomy? - Nope

How do most people spell your name? - B-O-S-S B-Y-T-C-H

Would you wear a boy/girlfriends clothes? - I have enough baggy white T's to last me a lifetime! Shout out to my supplier!! I promise I\'ll give them back one day.....maybe...but probably not

Where do you work? - S.....A.....G!!! brap brap!

What are you doing tomorrow? - Attending an 8 hour biz conference downtown. Now isn't that the most...no like THE MOST exciting thing you've EVER heard??? At least their serving breakfast!

Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson? - Fak no!! He's good but he sure as hell ain't Michael. If u ask me...I say Chris Brown\'s got next

Favorite name for a girl? - I'd tell u but then i'd have to kill u! It's the name of my unborn baby girl

Favorite name for a boy? - See above answer. Just switch the \"girl\" part to \"boy\"

Will you keep your last name when you get married? - I want to...only cuz I can't think of a last name that flows better with my first then \"Taylor

When was the last time you left your house? - At 8 am this morning

Do you return your cart? - Always! Then I use the 25cents that i get back to my myself a gumball!

Do you have a dishwasher? - Damn right! Her name is Ashley!

What noise do you hear? - What, like right now?? My tummy growling...it needs ice cream

Would you survive in prison? - I couldn't survive in my damn garage for more than an hour...what does that tell u??

Who is the youngest in your family? - My wittle baby brother...ok he\'s 8...still MY baby tho

If all of your friends were going on a road trip, who would most likey overpack? - Me, me, meee

Do you know anyone with the same name as you? - Tons...but it sounds best on me! Take that Ashley Taylor\'s of the world!!

What's the last thing you purchased? - Mr. Sub

Do your siblings ever pay for stuff for you? - My brother's known to pick me up a two peice meal and Chick'n Joy every now and then...

What brand are your pants right now? - Not applicable...as I am not wearing any at this time

Ever been to Georgia (the state)? - I'd love to but sadly...no

What irritates you most on the internet? - Haters posed as groupies

What brand is your digital camera? - Blackberry...lol!!

Do you watch movies with your parents? - Yeah me and my mom did \"Why Did I get Married\" the other night

What song best describes your life right now? - Comfortable-by Weezy F Baby

Do you own expensive perfume/cologne? - Of course dahhhling...Light Blue..Armani Code and a little teeeny vial of Chanel #5 that I only put on when I really REALLY like sombody

Are you taking college classes right now? - Holla at this Scholar!! I am getting my education on!

Do you like sushi? - LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE IT!!

Do you get your hair cut every month? - When did that become a rule?

Do you go online everyday? - Not on purpose....

Will you pass this survey on to 5 people? - NOPE!! but I'll let them know where to find it




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Pharrell....my wittle shnookumz!!

This video made me fall in love with Mr. Williams. It's always been one of my favourites. The thing that makes me swoon is that he's so incredibly random and out there which reminds me so much of myself. Who else would have cute little cherries singing along to the music or little cartoon characters flying up to space and bubbling on a flower?? Meeee...that's who!! Well...and Pharrell of course! I especially love how he keeps sporadically throwing in "mother fucker" throughout the song!! It has nothing to do with the rest of the lyrics but it sounds so right!!

What can I say...it doesn't take much to amuse me!! I'm amused! You can be too! Enjoy!!

DROP ZONE

Ok....I have another secret for u guys. Listen closely cuz I'm only gonna say this once....This is hard for me to admit... but...I don't always get what I want. THERE!!! I CONFESS!! Sometimes, despite my efforts, things just aren't meant to be. I hate it, but I refuse to exhaust myself in attempt to force a situation that just isn't written in my book of life. Lately I've decided to step off the biggest up and down, round and round, twirly, spinny, flippy emotional roller coaster of my ENTIRE life!! Let me try to paint a picture for you guys. Hopefully most of you are familiar with the rides at Canada's Wonderland. Let's just say, my emotional roller coaster was comparable to Drop Zone.

Breakdown:
Drop Zone, ironically enough, never really appealed to me when it first came out. I saw it, I heard all about it, i knew it LOOKED like fun, i just really didn't have the urge to get on it. It wasn't until one sunny summer day, something just told me to take a chance and try it out. If i liked it, i liked it. If i didn't well, shit...there were always Top Gun! So I got on with an open mind. As i sat in the seat and buckled up, I wondered to myself what type of thrill I was in for. The ride going up seemed to move at a snail's pace. I focused on my surroundings. The view from the bottom was filled with familiar sights and sounds; bright colours, cotton candy, children's laughter and screams of excitement. Nothing I hadn't seen before. As I got higher in the air, I noticed things that I would have never been able to see at ground level. I saw rooftops, highways, hills, valleys, big open fields... I felt like I had been lifted above the world that I had grown accustom to. This atmosphere was new and exciting. It brought on different obstacles and challenged my level of courage. It forced me to take in the beauty of my new surroundings while leaving behind the fear of being suspended practically in mid air.

As I reached the very top of the ride, it stopped for what seemed like forever. I took a deep breath and looked down at my world below. It was all so familiar, and safe. It was warm and welcoming. I looked up at this new world. It was majestic, bright, sparkling but uncertain. Could this new world ever really be mine to claim? Would I ever be able to deal with the flashing lights and constant motion of the highways and back roads. Sure there were big open fields, which were beautiful and seemed like a peaceful place to run and escape from the fast lane, but when I get there, will I be alone? Or is this the hiding place of so many other newcomers that were drawn in to this glittery new life? Right at the moment I was about to make my decision, I plummeted. I was ripped from the sky and thrown back down to ground level...back to my world. I was safe. I was home.

Do I wish I could have been apart of the new world? I would be lying if i said no. Who's to say what will happen in the future. Maybe when I outgrow this world, and feel the need to move on to a new one, I'll know exactly what I'm getting myself into. I can go forth and learn to appreciate the beauty instead of always being in fear of falling from the sky.

ATTENTION!!!!

Soooo....I recently found out that a certain SOMEONE has become a regular reader of my blog. Thus, I must be cautious as to what information I post on here from now on! Reasons being, this certain someone likes to find out little tidbits of information and puts on a FAKIN FANTASTIC act as if they know nothing at all!! Veerrryyy sneaky but veerrrrryyy clever at the same time. So Person X, enjoy!! After all, you were the inspiration behind my blog in the first place!

Luv ya!!
xoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxo

HOT BOY/GIRL OF THE WEEK!!

Tonight, I've picked a new HOT BOY AND GIRL of the week! Inevitably some of you will disagree with my choices at some point, but...it's doesn't matter cuz IT'S MY BLOG NOT YOURS!! LOL! So read it and love it!!

HOT BOY: Lamman Rucker
SOooo, this man is the main reason I can watch Why Did I Get Married over and over and over and over again! Sheriff Troy (Lamman Rucker) plays the stunning, strapping, knight in shinning armour that comes along and sweeps a broken down Jill Scott of her feet! It's actually rumoured that the two of them had a real life romance briefly. Lucky bytch!! This is one of few men my mom and I can both agree that is magically delicious! Lamman Rucker...I salute you, you beautiful hunk of a man!!



HOT GIRL: Selita Ebanks

By far, this woman is one of my most FAVVVVVOURITE Victoria's Secret models. Selita Ebanks is killer on the runway, and a stunner in the ad campaigns. Although she can never replace Tyra and can't even hold a candle to my baby Naomi, she's doing pretty well for herself. Her resume is tres impressive. I look forward to seeing her strut her stuff at this year's Victoria's Secret Christmas Show. Gwan Gyal!!

NEW PICS!

I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO POST THESE! I DID A SHOOT LAST WEEK FRIDAY FOR A GRAPHIC DESINGER WHO'S PUTTING TOGETHER A POTFOLIO OF HIS WORK. THESE ARE A FEW OF THE RAW, UNEDITED PHOTOS I'VE RECEIVED SO FAR. TAKE A LOOK!

Lost In The Willderness...fun fun fun!

SO last night was indeed a blast. It felt like a great big Facebook house party! The vibe was amazing, the energy was high, and love was definitely flowing throughout the room. The amount of beautiful, creative and talented people in that one room was unbelievable. All in all, I give it a 10 out of 10! Great job guys!! Can't wait for the next one! Much love to Future, Masters, Oliver Prince, Bishy Bish, Miss Hayes, Latoya, Azuka, Janet, Caitlin...always a pleasure seeing all of you. Thank u to all my girlies, Lilo, Suzy Q, Shanda, Anna, and Eptsam for coming thru looking smashing (as if I expected anything less) Annnnnnd of course to Will, Drake, Oliver and 40 for putting on a wicked party and just being so damn COOL!! Luv U all!! Have fun in out Nation's Capital this week boys! ;)

Ok, now that's I've finished my acceptance speech...ON TO THE PICS!!!

WOW!!

I JUST WANTED TO QUICKLY SHARE THESE 3 VIDEOS WITH U GUYS. IT'S BEEN A HOT MINUTE SINCE I'VE BEEN BLOWN AWAY BY A MUSIC VIDEO BUT THESE RIGHT HERE...CRAZY...JUST CRAZY!! SEE FOR YOURSELF!


Mr. West never fails to amaze me


*Beyonce, you are the Queen of my Universe! When I grow up I WANNA BE YOU!!!


Nice comeback Britney!!

MY GIRLS WANT TO PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIIIIMEE!!

SOooooo.....this past week has been an absolute roller coaster for me, emotionally and physically! I lived, I loved, I lost. I drank, I jammed, I blogged (in that exact order!) From Lot 332, to Tryst, to Reign...it's been a mess! Tonight, me and the girlies are off to a top secret location to celebrate the birthday's of Drake, Oliver and Nico (all of October's Very Own). It should be fun!! I'm sure there will be plenty of pics taken that I will of course be sharing with you all on my next post! Soooo....look out for them!!

These are a few pics from my various runnings this week










Goddamn I wear a lot of black....I think it's time for a wardrobe makeover!!

PICK OF THE WEEK

Ok soooo....each week I will be choosing a hot boy and hot girl to feature on my blog! Isn't that exciting?? I thought so!!

HOT BOY: WILL LEMAY
What can be said about this man? He's hot...that's about all I can think of. I first saw him in the "What's Love" video by Fat Joe and Ashanti and have been smitten ever since! So, if u happen to be reading this Mr. Lemay, I lovvvve youuu!!





HOT GIRL: MEGAN FOXX
So when I went to see Transformers in the theater, I literally started choking on my Fuzzy Peaches when this girl showed up on the screen!! WHY IN GOD'S NAME IS SHE SO HOT??? She oooooozes sex appeal! I almost feel sorry for her becuz there's no way any human, and I mean, man woman, gay, straight, can look at her without undressing her with their eyes! It's disgusting!! She's utterly perfect! Blah!!

Why Must I Cry???

I cant even begin to explain how inspiring this video has been for me. Reh Dogg is truly the epitome of talent and creativity. If there were artist like him in the world, we'd all be a lot better off.

I love u Reh Dogg....



LMFAO!!!!!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYBODY!!!

THIS YEAR I'M GRATEFUL FOR SAPPY, DEPRESSING, SHOOT-ME-IN-THE-HEAD-IMMEDIATELY-IF-NOT-SOONER SONGS LIKE THIS ONE THAT HELP ME GET THRU THE TIMES THAT I FEEL SORRY FOR MYSELF....LIKE RIGHT.....NOW!!!! ENJOY SNITCHES!!

XOXO

Out and About

Ok, so I guess it looks like all do is sit around and write about life and men! BUT I do indeed go out sometimes! Here are some pics and clips from miscellaneous outings!