New Pics/Outtakes

Ok so last month I did a shoot with an amazing male model named Kegan. We had a friggin blast!! It was the most fun I've had on set in a long time!

Here are a few of the pics including outtakes of me laughing hysterically or trying not to fall of the couch!!

LOL!! ENJOY!!

S.U.B.L.I.M.I.N.A.L M.E.S.S.A.G.E.S

SOoooooOOO....I have this new found obsessional with SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES. This week I will be doing extensive research on the subject and how it affects us as humans. Quite disturbing I know, but I'm just that type of weirdo! Sorry!

In the meantime let me share with you a compilation of scenes from the kid's show SpongeBob Squarepants. This show is a favourite of my little brother (8 years old) and my little sister (11 years old). I always enjoyed watching it with them due to the suggestive "adult humor". But even this is a little too much!

Spongebob and Patrick are the modern day Bert and Ernie....a little too close for comfort...

See for yourself....






FUNNY? YES! DISTURBING? QUITE!

Venus vs. Mars

It's been said that men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. Two separate planets, two separate lifestyles. Let me illustrate to you the way I envision each one.

Venus: If the planet Earth is round, then Venus is heart shaped, pink, and as soft and fluffy as the bathrobe I'm wearing!! :) The woman of Venus spend their days splashing around in beautiful, sparkling blue fountains, skipping in vast fields of roses and daisies, and drinking virgin cocktails out of glittery crystal glasses. They all wear yellow carnations in their hair and flowy green grass skirts complete with one-size-fits-all coconut bra tops. When it rains, it rains Skittles and the clouds are made of marshmallows. At night time they, eat chocolate chip pancakes for dinner and pineapple and cream for dessert, as they dance around a bonfire singing Mariah Carey's greatest hits. There is no such thing as gossip. There are no such thing as jealousy. Because every woman on Venus looks like they just stepped of the page of a Victoria's Secret catalogue.


Mars: If Venus is heart shaped, then Mars is shaped like skull and crossbones. It's puke green and prickly, like a f*ckin cactus! The men of Mars spend their days gambling their lives away through endless games of dominoes. Every time one of them wins, they insist on banging the shyt out of the domino table causing dominos to fly everywhere, ruining the game for everybody. And the table breaks...so some sucker has to go find a new table so that they can start another game. Can you guess who that poor sucker is? It's the guy who lost the domino game. You know why? Because it's not enough that he has to deal with the embarrassment of losing, but now his wackness has to be put on blast by making him walk away from the game and sending him on the hunt for a new table. As he walks away, everyone points and laughs, forgetting that at any time, they could be that poor sucker. Can I tell you why? Cuz on Mars, EVERYTHING IS A FUCKIN COMPETITION!!!! It's all about who's bigger, better, stronger, faster, smarter...etc. At night, they sit in the pitch black and eat bowls of screws and nails. Then they drink tall glasses of swamp water, and the one that gags first has to wash all the dishes and make up all the beds the next morning. There is no such thing as peace, there is no such thing as equality. Because the mentality is this: In the wise words of Nelly "I am #1, 2 is not a winner and 3, nobody remembers."

For some odd reason, the men of Mars and the women of Venus somehow figured they were compatible. They decided to join forces and move to planet Earth where they could live harmoniously. They tried their best to adapt to each other's customs and new ways of living. Despite their greatest efforts, somehow the men of Mars just couldn't put some of their foolish ways to rest.

Fast forward to present day: The men of Mars STILL can't put some of their foolish ways to rest!! It's embedded in their brains, and there's nothing that woman from Venus (or Earth for that matter) can do about it.

The good news us ladies have 3 options; we can join the convent by become a nun, we can practise lesbianism, or we can be cranky old celibate freaks for the rest of our lives! YAY!! But for those of you that chose to partner up, more power to you!! Wait...I guess that includes me..Shheeit!!

Ok, Let's address a few problems.

Problem #1

Woman are long term thinkers while men are short term. Personally, in all my life, I've only had one real boyfriend. Welll...I guess technically you can say two. One was for almost 4 years, the other was for 6 months. Neither of those were one, or two week flings. Reasons being, I don't do those! If I ever go as far as to call you my "boyfriend" you better believe it's cause you have have certain qualities that I want in a husband, not in a part time friend with benefits! That doesn't necessarily mean I wanna marry the dude, but it definitely means I see more in him that just a temporary thrill.

Men will hook up with a chick and slap the title of "girlfriend" on her just to shut her ass up! They have no regard for what the title actually entails. If the relationship lasts a week, great! If it lasts a month, that's cool too! Who really cares! As long as it's a secured piece of ass, he'll just make the rules as he goes!! Wahhoo!!! (Fuckers!!!)

Problem #2

Women are naturally more secure than men. YES I SAID IT!! It's the damn truth!! For women it's enough knowing that once a man has chosen to "settle down" and get into a relationship with her she can feel secure. The relationship gives her all the confidence she needs to carry on with her everyday life without desiring attention from other men.

MEN on the other hand need more! Oh yes...what a fuckin shocker!! It doesn't matter how beautiful or smart or classy or perfect their girlfriends are, their stupid egos are constantly needing to be stroked. So here's what they do: They approach the skanky looking heifer with the Triple D's at the club, buy her a drink, flirt shamelessly with her, she gives him her number, he puts it in his pocket and walks away with the satisfaction of knowing that he's still got it! This is enough to temporarily feed his ever starving ego.

But guess what you forgot to factor in Mr. Swagg? That big boobed heifer happens to be at the club with her fellow slu bag friend Sandra, who just HAPPENS to work at the SAME place as your girlfriend and just can't WAIT to bait out your scene first thing Monday morning! BUSTED!! And all for what??? DO u really think wifey's gonna empathise with you when you try to explain that you just took Busty Mctits's number for the sake of taking her number? NO!! Cuz that's never where it ends! Somewhere in that crusty, corrupted, brain of yours lies other intentions... bad intentions! And no matter how high pitched your voice gets when you attempt to cover your ass, we see right thru you! We know that you feel its necessary to keep a bunch of randoms around just in case your not getting enough attention at home.

TO BE CONTINUED.....

There's a litte Tila Tequilla in all of us!!

SHE'S HOT, SEXY AND CRAZY AS SHYT!! SEE FOR URSELF!!!

I'm thinking i might walk down the isle to this song when i get married!! LOL!!!

Goodnight Snitches!!

Man, I really wanted to get into some hot topics tonight but I'm just tooo dammnnnn tiiiirredddd!!! WHAT A DAY!! School's been kicking my ass, the more I eat, the hungrier I get AND for some strange reason my left elbow is NUMB!! Like...completely numb!! How the hell do u get a numb elbow?? I need to sleep off this mess!

But before I go, I wanna send a HUGE congratulations to my homeboy Buckxx!! He is now a proud father of a beeeeaaaautiful little Princess. I'm so happy for you Papa Fray! Can't wait to kiss her wittle nose!!

As for the rest of you, come back tomorrow...huge topic....I'll give u a clue...S....E....X!

OH BEHAVE!!!!

Night night!!

xooxox

HAPPY F**KIN MONDAY!!!

Heyyyyyy Guys!!!!

I know I've been MIA for a while...sorry! I've had a very stressful past couple days. My first semester at school is a few weeks away from ending so I've been drowning in assignments and presentations. BLAH!! But it's MONDAY and everything will be back on track by later tonight!

PROMISE!!!!

Hope everyone had a great weekends! Mine was.....interesting!! (stay tuned!)

xoxo

Dear Love....

You took me under your wing and sheltered me from the harshness of the world...
You shielded my eyes from corruption and chaos...
You fed me with more love then I ever knew was possible ...
You, showed me how to love holistically...
You showed me how to love unconditionally...
You showed me how to love passionately...
But most importantly, you showed me how to love internally

You protected me from those who tried to hurt me...
You scorned those who looked down on me...
You whispered words that soothed and comforted me...
You picked me up before I had even fallen...
You kissed away my tears before they even began to flow...
You strengthened my wings, so that I could fly...

You are, and always will be a part of me

I'm everything I am, because you loved me.

I congratulate you on the lifelong journey that you are about to embark. I know that that little baby girl with look you in your eyes and feel the same way I used to feel, protected and loved.
You were always my hero and now the time has come for you to be someone else's.

I believe in you, the way you taught me to believe in myself.

You are going to be an exceptional father.

Shallen Christopher Fray, I love you with all my heart and I always will.

xoxo

TL

Mood Music

Some of the sexiest songs I've ever heard.....

If you guys are wondering why I'm so reserved in the clubs, its cuz I spend all my energy dancing seductively to these songs in my room!! (BY MYSELF!!!) LOL....wait...that's not funny...it's actually quite sad...*tear*


ENJOY!!

HAPPY MONDAY!!

It's late Monday night and I'm still recovering from a CRAZY weekend!! I had to make up for last weekend, which I decided to spend glued to my couch like a bump on a fakin log for 3 days straight!! How awfully depressing!! This friday I spent hanging out with my good girlfriend Suzy Q. We stayed local and hung out with a few others. I can't even begin to share some of the jokes we cracked that night!! It was too much!! However, we had to be in bed by a reasonable time to rest up for her big gig the following night. She was booked to host Toronto's very own DJ Starting from Scratch's birthday party at Solarium.


WHAT A NIGHT!!! We had a blast! Everyone was dressed to kill and it was nice to see so many Torontonians come out to celebrate the birthday of such a talented individual. Of course we had Suzy Q doing what she does best! Can't wait to see the video footage. Those of who weren't there, y'all missed out on a good one!

Shoutouts to all the girls I was rolling with that night. We were like 15 deep up in that piece!! lol!

Everyone of you ladies looked GORGE!!

ATTENTION PLEASE!!!

I just wanted to take a minute to give a HUGE shoutout to Mr. Lost in the Willderness Himself, PHOTO WILL!!! Will, I know I haven't known you for that long but your blog is the reason I started writing again. Crazy huh? I commend you for the mere fact that you put so much of yourself out there for everyone to read without caring about people judging or misunderstanding you. Your stories are totally relateable and above all...just so real. Nothing censored. You tell it like is it partna! I respect you so very much and I really hope you understand that you were given a gift. Never let it go to waste. You're a superstar!! And ur photography ain't half bad either!! lol! GO WILL...GO WILL ...GO WILL!!

PS: ANYONE AND EVERYONE THAT CAN APPRECIATE A TALENTED WRITER, VISIT
WWW.LOSTINTHEWILLDERNESS.BLOGSPOT.COM

What makes a man SEXY???

SO....after reading a very insightful write up by a friend of mine on Facebook, I got the brilliant idea of letting you all know what myself, and girls like me think makes a guy SEXXXXXY. There will be no sugar coating here. This is the raw, brutal, uncensored truth!! I asked my friends to give me their top 3 contributing factors that make a man sexy. Here's what some of them had to say:

Diva 1: "Ambition, cut body, and eyes that scan and undress the body...preferably mine!"

Diva 2: "Swagger, Independence and a beautiful smile"

Diva 3: "Lips, body, eyes, sense of humor and sense of romance. That's sexy to me!"

Diva 4: "Money Money Money" (Keep in mind Diva 4 was a friend OF A friend!! lol)

So as you can see, the list is made up of physical attributes as well as personality traits. Although both are very important, I think most girls would agree that it might be the physical attributes that originally attract us, but it's the personality traits that make us stay. Now...I'm gonna break down MY personal opinion on what I think makes a guy sexy. These are things that draw me in like a bee to honey. This is top secret information that I usually would not put out in the open like I am about to do. HOWEVER, I really do consider my blog my online diary. Therefore I choose to censor very little. I will always speak my mind and hope that you guys can handle it!
So here we go,

SENSE OF HUMOR: I know u all think I'm super cool, but not many people know the truth. The truth is that I am a SUPER NERD!! I love to laugh. If a man can make me laugh, I'm instantly attracted to him, no questions asked. Guys: that doesn't mean that you have to be a stand up comedian. A sense of humour is not limited to a guy being the one to make me laugh. I want to be able to use my crazy antics to crack him up too!! Remember, I'm a GOOF! I simply love a man that doesn't take himself too seriously, despite how important he may be. If you are able to laugh at yourself, that says a lot about your security level...which brings me to my next point....





CONFIDENCE: I think I speak for all ladies when I say a confidant man, is a very very sexy man. Now, please note that there is a fine line between CONFIDENCE and COCKINESS. Confidence shows from the minute a man approaches a lady. You can tell by the way he talks: Is he nervous? Is he tripping over his words? Is he looking into your eyes or staring at the wall behind you? Believe it or not, these are all things women notice right off the bat. Men: you're approach says A LOT about you as a person. So make sure it's ON POINT!! If you're not ready to go in for the kill, take a moment to relax, smoke a spliff, take a shot of tequila...do whatever you have to do to show that you are confidant enough to get that girl.
Cockiness never prevails! It stinks!! Ok...I lie...It's sexy for about 15 seconds. Then it stinks...really bad...so KEEP IT TO URSELF ASSHOLE!! Next on the list is...






EYE CONTACT: Ok, so I have a problem making eye contact with people that I don't know well. Yes I know...it's always been a flaw of mine. It wasn't until I met a guy who had these eyes that made it impossible for me to look away. Ever!! It was the craziest thing. He used them to lock me in and just like that, every word he spoke became so much more interesting. That's when I realized how incredibly sexy it is for a man to look me dead in my eyes while he's talking...or singing, dancing, kissing...ok not kissing cuz that would just be freaky! It shows EXTREME confidence. Of course, it's a big bonus when that guy happens to have beeeeautiful eyes (we'll talk more about that a little later!)





Next on my list is verrrry important...

SWAGGER: This is just one of those things that are so hard to put into words. There are so many different styles of swagg. Some men have too much for their own good while other, wouldn't know swagg if it slapped them in their no-swagg-having face!! It's all good...we can work on it fellas! Ashley's here to help!

Truth is, if I actually break it down as much as I feel is necessary, I'll have no room for anything else. Sooo what I'm gonna do it dedicate my next blog entirely to defining SWAGGER. Sound good?? Allllrighhhtty then!! Stay tuned....




Let's get to the good stuff already!!


EYES: I've already touched on the importance of eye contact. Now let's talk about why eyes undeniably play a role in a man's sexiness. Eyes are indeed the windows to the soul. They have the power to reel us in, lock us down and mesmerize the hell out of us! A man with beautifully shaped or beautifully coloured eyes are a major turn on. I have no colour preference. I've fallen for everything from deep, dark brown and slanted to big, wide and ice blue. In fact, it's not so much about the appearance of the eyes as it is about the power behind them. The eyes can tell so much about the person and what they've seen throughout their lives. SEXY!! I love it! Please note that naturally slanted eyes are extremely beautiful as opposed to "I-just-smoked-a-big-ass-blunt" slanted eyes which are scary! Get some damn Visine and move it alone! Don't come at me lookin' like Creeper from the Back Lagoon trying to holler! Nigga how many fingers am I holding up?? That's what I thought!! You and Century Sam need to pack it up and dip from my presence! Thanks for coming out!!





*Ahem*....let's move on, shall we?


LIPS/SMILE: Ok!! Now we're talkin'!! Fellas: LIPS CAN MAKE YOU OR BREAK YOU!! Believe that!! We want, soft, full, firm and shapely. Simple! So keep that cherry chap stick handy and apply often! And please PLEASE make sure ur not a wack kisser! Your kissing skills (or lack thereof) is probably one of the MOST IMPORTANT contributing factors to whether a girl can take you seriously or not. True story! We should never have to use a towel to dry off our faces after a kiss! Do not lick my teeth, do not tickle my tonsils and PLEASE DO NOT HAVE ROTTEN BREATH!!! Never underestimate the power of a toothbrush and a little mouthwash! They work wonders! Trust me!

A man's smile can also heighten his level of sexy. Personally I like the slow, seductive smirks. There's a certain amount of mystery behind them that blows my mind. Of course everyone loves the 100 watt Colgate smile! You can never go wrong with a million dollar smile. Throw in some dimples...mmm...it's a wrap!!





BODY: Let me try my best not to get carried away with this one! Here we go:
6 feet and up, broad shoulders, long thick neck, nice toned arms, firm, flat abs, big strong legs, nice bum, and tats (as many as possible without looking like a graffiti wall!) This is what I consider a perfect male body! Having said that, this doesn't mean that that's all I look for in a man, nor does it mean that I wouldn't talk to a guy that doesn't fit this entire description. All it is, it my perception of the perfect male body. Those of you that agree...agree. Those of you who don't agree or are offended by this in anyway...I'm sorry, but I did warn you in the beginning that this was gonna be raw and uncensored!!
Ps: Some of you may already know this but one of my biggest weaknesses is a man with a tattoo or several tattoos on his neck. I'm not gonna go into detail here...all I'm gonna say is SEXXXY...with 3 x's.



MIND: There is such thing as a "Mind Sex." It's not just a myth. I know this becuz I've had it before. Trust when I say, it's a beautiful thing. It takes a special kind of mind to be able to engage in this type of metal foreplay. There have been guys in the past that I hadn't been attracted to until they opened their mouths and completely won me over with intense conversation. It doesn't have to be about any topic in particular, but a man uses his words and knowledge to stimulate you and really make you say "Hmmmm....I never thought of it that way before" is a VERY VERY VERRRRRRRRRRY sexy man in my books. A sexy mind shows passion, intellect, creativity and so much. A sexy man should never be afraid to share what's on his sexy mind. And a sexy girl should be more than happy to listen!




So there you have it ladies and gentleman!! This is my personal opinion on some of the factors that make a man SEXY! I'd love to hear your feedback so drop me a line!!

xoxo
Ashley

YES I CAN!!!

U can't stop me from dreaming...NOR can u stop me from spending an hour and a half cutting and pasting my big head on to a perfectly normal picture of my husband and his (actual) wife! U know why??! CUZ THIS IS MY BLOG BYTCHES!!!!

Ok I'm sorry!! As u can probably tell, I'm a TAD bit excited that President Obama is now the man in charge. I thought he was fynnnne before, but now that it's official..pshhhh...that man done shot up 50 more points on the my Sexy Scale!! Mmmm!

All joking aside, I can't express how proud, honored, and inspired I feel to have witnessed what I witnessed tonight. This is more than just a moment in history. This is revolutionary. This shows us that there is no such thing as "no such thing." As I watched President Obabma make his speech tonight, I thought for a moment about what a massive impact this has on sooooo many people of all races, religions, ages...etc. This is a big deal guys. We should all consider ourselves blessed to be a part of this historical, beautiful, event.

From a Black perspective, this is living proof of just how far we've come. I hope and pray that having a great leader like Barak Obama, is the push we need towards uniting and working together to love and inspire one another as opposed to killing and hurting our people. Black people have been through it all. This is the beginning a very difficult but rewarding journey. Not just for Blacks, not just for Americans but for all of us, as children of God.

I am blessed....you are blessed...we are blessed...Obama's hot...
Amen

LOL!!!!

See what lack of sleep will do to u!!
GOODNIGHT!!!
xoxo

"Twas the Day of Election....

AHHHHHHH!!! THIS IS TOTAL MAYHEM!! I'M SO EXCITED (and a little scared at the same time :S )

Let me just start by saying, we are all about to be a part of world HISTORY. Some might see this election as something that only affects Americans however, this stretches wayyy beyond those 50 States. I promised that I wasn't gonna voice any strong opinions about this until after my husband becomes President. So I sit...and wait...patiently....

GO GET 'EM BABY!!!!

Rebirth of A Woman

Today, is a new day.
Different from yesterday in so many ways...

Today, I wake up feeling refreshed and relieved. Today is the start of something new. Today is special. Today will be cherished. Today will be honored. Although I have woken up on many mornings just like this one, today is different....this is the day that not only will I wake up, but for the first time in a long time, I will open my eyes.

You see, for longer than I care to admit, I was in a deep sleep...too deep to get out of. I tried to make light of a dark situation. I convinced myself that I was in a place that I needed to be in. For so long, I tried to turn my reoccurring nightmare into a daydream. No longer will this be. Today I am at peace. Today I can sleep knowing that your loss is my gain. My vision is no longer distorted, my heart no longer heavy. The pain I felt is no more. I've decided I am worth so much more than you could offer. I refuse to pretend that I enjoy the feel of rain when in reality, the sun feels so much warmer on my skin. I will not settle for the coldness and inconstancy of the rain when I can bask in the warmth of the rays within my soul.
I've been blessed with internal sun. And it will shine on the one who I will call my own. Not on you....not today...not ever again.


Writen By: Ashley Taylor