Is it me or do men these days suck ass??! (Not litter ally, unless...well, lets not get into that!) Recently, all I seem to seem to be doing is sitting around with my girlfriends complaining about how unnecessary men are! Now, don't take that the wrong way! I am the most heterosexual person you and I both know, however, I really am losing confidence that there are actually good men out there! I mean, is it too goddamn much to ask for someone who's intelligent, good looking, ambitious, polite and hygienic! I don't see why it's so hard to find a man that can fit this very simple description! Note: You will never catch me seeing "Oooh gurrrlll, I wanna man with a big ol' fat bank account"! Reasons being, I would never actually say that shyt out loud! lol! Kidding!! I can honestly say, I really don't care about money. I make my own paper nigga! You can keep yours! But....If you INSIST on buying me those brand new fresh-off -the-shelf Prada pumps, then, who am I to argue?! (size 8 please!)
In the wise words of Mr. Todd Smith a.k.a LL Cool J "Man made the money, Money never made the man.." To me, that translates into, you can have cash pouring out of you behind and that's all well and good for you, but at the end of the day, if your clothes and your car are the foundation of your very existence, NEXT PLEASE!
One day those rims will stop spinning playa playa...
As for the whole "thug" image...the "gangsta act"...let me tell you a little secret...you ready?...IT DOES NOTHING FOR ME!! I am a grown ass woman! I do not need to be getting all dressed up, thinking we're going to dinner, and end up dodging strays in my stilettos on the Jane strip! NO THANKS!! It was cute when I was in high school but fellas, it's ain't cute no more! Pull up ya damn jeans, take that filthy wave cap off ya head, cuz we all know there ain't no damn waves under that shyt, and get a job!! That's right, I said it! J.O.B! Stop blaming the "system" for all your trials and tribulations! We all struggle!! I'm not saying you have to be a CEO of a Fortune 500 company! I would love you just was much if you had a paper route! Just make an effort...that's all I ask!! Thank God Fonzworth Bentley created that reality show "From G'z to Gents" cuz if he didn't I would have!! Believe me!
**Confession: I can't even lie...there's nothing like a man in sum Timobos!! Mmmm...yummy! Just not in church!! Watch ya selves!!
So, by now you might be saying to yourself "Ok, so I know what type of guys Ashley doesn't want, I wonder what type she does want!"
Good question! I've got a delicious answer for you....
A girl can dream...can't she???!
Taylor, out!
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