OK....so I know I haven't writen in quite some time, but I felt it was more than necessary to share with you all my the indescribable frustration that has washed over me tonight...
Here's what:
For the last couple weeks now, I've been cussing the living shyt out of black men all around the world, from here to blasted Bangladesh! (Don't front! I know there's some of y'all niggas hiding out in Bangladesh!!) For years I have watched the way they disrespect, dishonor, cheat, play mind games, and just plain fuck around with us strong black women. They have made us cry, lowered our self esteem and worse of all, made us question our integrity. I was raised by a single mother who's heart has turned to stone, due to the faults of a man, (yes, my father,) As loving as she is, she has raised me to be tough as nails and taught me to NEVER settle for a man who doesn't deserve the love that I have to offer. Putting up with shit from a man is as bad as selling your soul to the devil. That's been my mentality for as long as I can remember...
It wasn't until recently that I've really let one of these funky ass niggas get under my skin. The thing is, he didn't just get under my skin, the man pretty much set up shop!! And there's he's remained for 4 months now, diving through the layers of my epidermis, rolling around in the comfort and warmth of my cells, break dancing on my nerve ending, seeing JUST how far he can get before I exfoliate his ass to hell! And I let him! Gosh darn it, I let him! Shame on me! Yes, yes, I can almost see you all shaking your heads in disgust BUT, in my defence, I felt it was something I had to do. I felt I needed to know just how far a man will go if you keep letting him do whatever he pleases and for the most part, keep quiet about it. The results: Disgusting!! Unspeakable!! Blah!! I'm puking just thinking about it!
So without much more deliberation...I made a decision. BOYCOTT BLACK MEN!! I know dogs come in all shapes and sizes but I'm yet to have a white or Asian guy play with my emotions the way I've seen black men do time and time again!!
So cutting niggas off was my solution! "There, I said to my self, "Take THAT muther fuckersss!!"
And I was content....until....
*sigh*....*sigh again*
Do you guys remember the movie "The Best Man?" I'm sure you do. So me, being the idiot that I am, was sitting around, browsing through videos on YouTube, when I came across the music video for the song "The Best Man I Can Be." I thought to myself "Hmmm..I haven't heard this song in a long time! Let's take a little listen." BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER!!! Take a second to watch this and then come back to me to get the rest of the story....go ahead...indulge...
Morris Chestnut, Taye Diggs, Terrance Howard, Genu-fine, Case, RL, Tyrese, good lawd...one ofter the next after the next... it was like bullets! BANG..there's Tyrese....BANG...there's Morris...BANG...there's RL....Mannnnnn !!!!! I swear I stared at the screen for a good 10 minutes after the video was over! And can u believe the computer had the NERVE to display the words "Play Again" across the damn screen!! PLAY AGAIN!! How dare you ask me such shyt!! I'm in a zone right now! I am overwhelmed with beauty! What are u tying to do, kill a bytch?!? It was at that moment, after watching 4 minutes and 41 seconds of chocolaty goodness in all different shades that I realized....how can I possibly stray away from my true love...the black male. There is something about the sexy swagger of a black man that makes me wanna...just....go to church and slap the preacher! The way they strut, the way they talk, (even if 90% of what they're saying makes no damn sense, you know if they say it the right way, we are mellllting! What other type of man can do that? Their lips, their eyes, 00ooo00hh! Don't make me write a song about it!!
Annnd they TRY!!! Some of them try so hard to be good men! You heard Tyrese....that nigga just needs a little help! Ladies can we give them some HELP!! Please!! They can't help being stupid!! God didn't bless men with the ability to think with their big and little heads at the same time! Those poor bastards! *tear*
No, I haven't lost my morals!! I still think all men are DOGS!! But Lord help me, I am weak for a beautiful black man! I confess....I have a chocolate addiction
So on that note, let's pay homage! Enjoy!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ULZuCK_fgo
Here's what:
For the last couple weeks now, I've been cussing the living shyt out of black men all around the world, from here to blasted Bangladesh! (Don't front! I know there's some of y'all niggas hiding out in Bangladesh!!) For years I have watched the way they disrespect, dishonor, cheat, play mind games, and just plain fuck around with us strong black women. They have made us cry, lowered our self esteem and worse of all, made us question our integrity. I was raised by a single mother who's heart has turned to stone, due to the faults of a man, (yes, my father,) As loving as she is, she has raised me to be tough as nails and taught me to NEVER settle for a man who doesn't deserve the love that I have to offer. Putting up with shit from a man is as bad as selling your soul to the devil. That's been my mentality for as long as I can remember...
It wasn't until recently that I've really let one of these funky ass niggas get under my skin. The thing is, he didn't just get under my skin, the man pretty much set up shop!! And there's he's remained for 4 months now, diving through the layers of my epidermis, rolling around in the comfort and warmth of my cells, break dancing on my nerve ending, seeing JUST how far he can get before I exfoliate his ass to hell! And I let him! Gosh darn it, I let him! Shame on me! Yes, yes, I can almost see you all shaking your heads in disgust BUT, in my defence, I felt it was something I had to do. I felt I needed to know just how far a man will go if you keep letting him do whatever he pleases and for the most part, keep quiet about it. The results: Disgusting!! Unspeakable!! Blah!! I'm puking just thinking about it!
So without much more deliberation...I made a decision. BOYCOTT BLACK MEN!! I know dogs come in all shapes and sizes but I'm yet to have a white or Asian guy play with my emotions the way I've seen black men do time and time again!!
So cutting niggas off was my solution! "There, I said to my self, "Take THAT muther fuckersss!!"
And I was content....until....
*sigh*....*sigh again*
Do you guys remember the movie "The Best Man?" I'm sure you do. So me, being the idiot that I am, was sitting around, browsing through videos on YouTube, when I came across the music video for the song "The Best Man I Can Be." I thought to myself "Hmmm..I haven't heard this song in a long time! Let's take a little listen." BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER!!! Take a second to watch this and then come back to me to get the rest of the story....go ahead...indulge...
Morris Chestnut, Taye Diggs, Terrance Howard, Genu-fine, Case, RL, Tyrese, good lawd...one ofter the next after the next... it was like bullets! BANG..there's Tyrese....BANG...there's Morris...BANG...there's RL....Mannnnnn !!!!! I swear I stared at the screen for a good 10 minutes after the video was over! And can u believe the computer had the NERVE to display the words "Play Again" across the damn screen!! PLAY AGAIN!! How dare you ask me such shyt!! I'm in a zone right now! I am overwhelmed with beauty! What are u tying to do, kill a bytch?!? It was at that moment, after watching 4 minutes and 41 seconds of chocolaty goodness in all different shades that I realized....how can I possibly stray away from my true love...the black male. There is something about the sexy swagger of a black man that makes me wanna...just....go to church and slap the preacher! The way they strut, the way they talk, (even if 90% of what they're saying makes no damn sense, you know if they say it the right way, we are mellllting! What other type of man can do that? Their lips, their eyes, 00ooo00hh! Don't make me write a song about it!!
Annnd they TRY!!! Some of them try so hard to be good men! You heard Tyrese....that nigga just needs a little help! Ladies can we give them some HELP!! Please!! They can't help being stupid!! God didn't bless men with the ability to think with their big and little heads at the same time! Those poor bastards! *tear*
No, I haven't lost my morals!! I still think all men are DOGS!! But Lord help me, I am weak for a beautiful black man! I confess....I have a chocolate addiction
So on that note, let's pay homage! Enjoy!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ULZuCK_fgo
